Love is all you need. And dogs.
fabby1972
Homestead, Florida | Homem Procurando um Mulher
Informação Básica
Primeiro Nome
Erik
Eu Sei Falar
Inglês, Espanhol
Me Descreveria Como
Outside of the "customer is always right," the biggest con perpetrated on humanity is that opposites attract.
Let me clarify. They attract, but they don't sustain. The more 2 people have in common, the more they stick together (as a caveat, mentally deranged people are exempt from my assessment.)
My relationship record is nothing to brag about. I have failed in every instance, otherwise I wouldn't be here, now would I? Finding the "right" person must be like winning the lottery. I have been around numerous couples, married or otherwise, and I have only encountered one where you can sit back and say, "They were made for each other." It's hard, damn work to find someone and you can burn a lot of your life away stabbing in the darkness in the hopes of landing that perfect someone.
Excuse me, scratch "perfect" and replace it with "right."
At the risk of belaboring this trite summation of who I am, let me cut to the chase and, very reluctantly, site the characteristics of who I'm looking for (UGH!)
- Someone who is kind.
- Someone (if we get there) whose parents don't hate me.
- Someone who can't imagine life without music.
- Someone who loves animals (and that includes Alligators.)
- Someone who digs books and film.
- Someone who is passionate about anything (except white supremacy and social media.)
- Someone with a sublime sense of humor.
- Someone who leaves a tender moment alone.
- Someone with a fierce need to travel.
- Someone who won't violently attack me when I disagree with them.
- Someone who loves FOOD.
- Someone that can have a good time anywhere.
- Someone who makes me a better person.
- Someone who doesn't need someone else to be happy, but is quick to leave a situation where they don't feel happy.
- Someone who's got my back.
I hated having to write that.
Let me clarify. They attract, but they don't sustain. The more 2 people have in common, the more they stick together (as a caveat, mentally deranged people are exempt from my assessment.)
My relationship record is nothing to brag about. I have failed in every instance, otherwise I wouldn't be here, now would I? Finding the "right" person must be like winning the lottery. I have been around numerous couples, married or otherwise, and I have only encountered one where you can sit back and say, "They were made for each other." It's hard, damn work to find someone and you can burn a lot of your life away stabbing in the darkness in the hopes of landing that perfect someone.
Excuse me, scratch "perfect" and replace it with "right."
At the risk of belaboring this trite summation of who I am, let me cut to the chase and, very reluctantly, site the characteristics of who I'm looking for (UGH!)
- Someone who is kind.
- Someone (if we get there) whose parents don't hate me.
- Someone who can't imagine life without music.
- Someone who loves animals (and that includes Alligators.)
- Someone who digs books and film.
- Someone who is passionate about anything (except white supremacy and social media.)
- Someone with a sublime sense of humor.
- Someone who leaves a tender moment alone.
- Someone with a fierce need to travel.
- Someone who won't violently attack me when I disagree with them.
- Someone who loves FOOD.
- Someone that can have a good time anywhere.
- Someone who makes me a better person.
- Someone who doesn't need someone else to be happy, but is quick to leave a situation where they don't feel happy.
- Someone who's got my back.
I hated having to write that.
Signo
Peixes
Aparência & Situação
Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Rechonchudo/a
Minha Altura:
1.75 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Marrons
Minha Etnia:
Hispânica / Latina
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Nunca Casado
Com Filhos?
Não
Quer Ter Filhos?
Não Tenho Certeza
Minha Melhor Característica:
Sorriso
Cor de Cabelo:
Outra
Animais Que Possuo:
Não possuo animais
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?
Não
Status
Nível Educacional
Diploma Universitário
Ocupação
Tempo Integral
Especialização
Hospitalidade / Viagem
Meu Título de Trabalho É
Copywriter
Eu Faço Isto Em Um Ano
$75,000USD A $99,999USD
Eu Moro
Sozinho
Em Casa
Tudo Está Calmo
Eu Fumo
Sim - Tentando Parar
Eu Bebo
Sim - Socialmente
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
Pessoa Legal
Meu Comportamento Social É
Amigável, Cômico/a, Começo as Festas, Extrovertido/a
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Jantar, Ler, Artes & Artesanato, Esportes, Música, Filmes, Teatro, Viajar, Cozinhar
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Sair Com Os Amigos, Festas, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Relaxar, Ir A Um Concerto
Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria
What could I possibly say that isn't completely cliche? Honestly, regardless of whatever activity we choose to embark on, an ideal 1st date would reveal, instantly, whether we should go on a 2nd date.
Eu Sempre Quis Tentar
Drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth.
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo
Amigável, Legal
Vistas
Minha Religião É
Não Religioso
Frequento Serviços
Nunca
Meu Objetivo na Vida É
To reach immortality. As a consolation prize, my goal in life is to do no harm.
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Afetado/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amigável, Pateta, Obsceno/a
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Documentários, Dramas, Filmes, Esportes
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ficção Científica, Comédia, Romance, Drama, Documentário, Terror, Suspense
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço
Rock, Metal, Eletrônica, Pop, Clássica, Blues, Jazz, Latina, Ambiente, Soul, Gospel, Popular, Punk
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio
Notícias, Autobiografia, Biografia, Clássicos, Ficção, História, Humor, Música, Política, Religião, Sátira, Ciência
Para mim, Diversão É
Skinny dipping in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Drinking piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Renting a bomb-ass RV and cruising cross-country with your feet up on the dashboard. I got a lot of fun ideas!
À procura de
O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Espirituoso/a, Marotice, Espontaneidade, Sensibilidade, Empatia, Humor, Boa Aparência, Consideração Pelos Outros, Inteligência
O Que Você Procura?
I think I covered this already.
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?
Encontro, Íntimo, Comprometido/a