Love is all you need. And dogs.
fabby1972
Homestead, Florida | Hombre Buscando Mujer
Información Básica
Nombre
Erik
Puedo hablar
Inglés, Español
Me describiría a mi mismo como
Outside of the "customer is always right," the biggest con perpetrated on humanity is that opposites attract.
Let me clarify. They attract, but they don't sustain. The more 2 people have in common, the more they stick together (as a caveat, mentally deranged people are exempt from my assessment.)
My relationship record is nothing to brag about. I have failed in every instance, otherwise I wouldn't be here, now would I? Finding the "right" person must be like winning the lottery. I have been around numerous couples, married or otherwise, and I have only encountered one where you can sit back and say, "They were made for each other." It's hard, damn work to find someone and you can burn a lot of your life away stabbing in the darkness in the hopes of landing that perfect someone.
Excuse me, scratch "perfect" and replace it with "right."
At the risk of belaboring this trite summation of who I am, let me cut to the chase and, very reluctantly, site the characteristics of who I'm looking for (UGH!)
- Someone who is kind.
- Someone (if we get there) whose parents don't hate me.
- Someone who can't imagine life without music.
- Someone who loves animals (and that includes Alligators.)
- Someone who digs books and film.
- Someone who is passionate about anything (except white supremacy and social media.)
- Someone with a sublime sense of humor.
- Someone who leaves a tender moment alone.
- Someone with a fierce need to travel.
- Someone who won't violently attack me when I disagree with them.
- Someone who loves FOOD.
- Someone that can have a good time anywhere.
- Someone who makes me a better person.
- Someone who doesn't need someone else to be happy, but is quick to leave a situation where they don't feel happy.
- Someone who's got my back.
I hated having to write that.
Let me clarify. They attract, but they don't sustain. The more 2 people have in common, the more they stick together (as a caveat, mentally deranged people are exempt from my assessment.)
My relationship record is nothing to brag about. I have failed in every instance, otherwise I wouldn't be here, now would I? Finding the "right" person must be like winning the lottery. I have been around numerous couples, married or otherwise, and I have only encountered one where you can sit back and say, "They were made for each other." It's hard, damn work to find someone and you can burn a lot of your life away stabbing in the darkness in the hopes of landing that perfect someone.
Excuse me, scratch "perfect" and replace it with "right."
At the risk of belaboring this trite summation of who I am, let me cut to the chase and, very reluctantly, site the characteristics of who I'm looking for (UGH!)
- Someone who is kind.
- Someone (if we get there) whose parents don't hate me.
- Someone who can't imagine life without music.
- Someone who loves animals (and that includes Alligators.)
- Someone who digs books and film.
- Someone who is passionate about anything (except white supremacy and social media.)
- Someone with a sublime sense of humor.
- Someone who leaves a tender moment alone.
- Someone with a fierce need to travel.
- Someone who won't violently attack me when I disagree with them.
- Someone who loves FOOD.
- Someone that can have a good time anywhere.
- Someone who makes me a better person.
- Someone who doesn't need someone else to be happy, but is quick to leave a situation where they don't feel happy.
- Someone who's got my back.
I hated having to write that.
Signo
Piscis
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Fornido/a
Mi altura es
5' 9 (1.75 m)
Mis ojos son
Marrones
Mi raza es
Hispano / Latino
Mi situación marital es
Nunca Casado
Tengo hijos
No
Quiero tener hijos
No estoy seguro
Mi Mejor característica es
Sonrisa
Mi pelo es
Otros
Tengo uno o más de estos
Sin Mascotas
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
No
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Diploma Universitario
Mi situación laboral actual es
Tiempo Completo
Mi especialidad es
Hospitalidad / Viajes
Mi trabajo es como
Copywriter
Mi salario anual es de
$75,000USD a $99,999USD
Vivo en
Solo/a
En casa
Todo tranquilo
Soy Fumador
Si - Intentando dejarlo
Soy Bebedor
Si - Socialmente
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
Del Tipo Simpático
Socialmente, me describiría como
Amistoso, Cómico, Quien comienza las fiestas, Extrovertido/a
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Cenar, Leer, Artes y Manualidades, Deportes, Música, Películas, Teatro, Viajar, Cocinar
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Salir con amigos, Ir de fiesta, Probar cosas nuevas, Relajarse, Ir a un Concierto
Mi primera cita ideal sería
What could I possibly say that isn't completely cliche? Honestly, regardless of whatever activity we choose to embark on, an ideal 1st date would reveal, instantly, whether we should go on a 2nd date.
Siempre he querido probar
Drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth.
Mis amigos me describen como
Amistoso, Genial
Puntos de Vista
Mi religión es
No soy religioso
Voy a la iglesia
Nunca
Mi meta en la vida
To reach immortality. As a consolation prize, my goal in life is to do no harm.
Mi sentido del humor es
Irónico/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amistoso, Bobo, Obsceno
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Documentales, Dramas, Películas, Deportes
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Romance, Drama , Documentales, Horror, Suspense
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Rock, Metal, Electrónica, Pop, Clásica, Blues, Jazz, Latino, Ambiente, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Noticias, Autobiografías, Biografías, Clásicos, Ficción, Historia, Humor, Música, Política , Religiosos, Sátira, Ciencia
Mi idea de diversión es
Skinny dipping in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Drinking piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Renting a bomb-ass RV and cruising cross-country with your feet up on the dashboard. I got a lot of fun ideas!
Estoy buscando a
¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Ingenio, Coquetería, Espontaneidad, Sensibilidad, Empatía, Humor, Buena Imagen, Detallista, Inteligencia
¿Qué estás buscando?
I think I covered this already.
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Cita, Íntimos, Comprometido