Love is all you need. And dogs.

Prénom

Erik

Je sais parler

Anglais, Espagnol

Je me décrirais comme

Outside of the "customer is always right," the biggest con perpetrated on humanity is that opposites attract.

Let me clarify. They attract, but they don't sustain. The more 2 people have in common, the more they stick together (as a caveat, mentally deranged people are exempt from my assessment.)

My relationship record is nothing to brag about. I have failed in every instance, otherwise I wouldn't be here, now would I? Finding the "right" person must be like winning the lottery. I have been around numerous couples, married or otherwise, and I have only encountered one where you can sit back and say, "They were made for each other." It's hard, damn work to find someone and you can burn a lot of your life away stabbing in the darkness in the hopes of landing that perfect someone.

Excuse me, scratch "perfect" and replace it with "right."

At the risk of belaboring this trite summation of who I am, let me cut to the chase and, very reluctantly, site the characteristics of who I'm looking for (UGH!)

- Someone who is kind.
- Someone (if we get there) whose parents don't hate me.
- Someone who can't imagine life without music.
- Someone who loves animals (and that includes Alligators.)
- Someone who digs books and film.
- Someone who is passionate about anything (except white supremacy and social media.)
- Someone with a sublime sense of humor.
- Someone who leaves a tender moment alone.
- Someone with a fierce need to travel.
- Someone who won't violently attack me when I disagree with them.
- Someone who loves FOOD.
- Someone that can have a good time anywhere.
- Someone who makes me a better person.
- Someone who doesn't need someone else to be happy, but is quick to leave a situation where they don't feel happy.
- Someone who's got my back.

I hated having to write that.

Signe

Poissons

Ma silhouette est

Trapue

Ma taille est

5' 9 (1.75 m)

Mes yeux sont

Marrons

Mon origine ethnique est

Hispanique/Latine

Ma situation maritale est

Jamais été marié/e

J'ai des enfants

Non

Je veux des enfants

Pas sûr/e

Ce que j'ai de mieux

Sourire

Mes cheveux sont

Autre

J'en ai 1 ou plus

Pas d'animaux

Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs

Non

Mon niveau d'éducation est

Diplôme d'études supérieures

Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est

Plein-temps

Mon domaine de compétence est

Hôtellerie / Voyages

Mon titre de fonction est

Copywriter

J'ai gagné cette année

De 75,000 € à 99,999 €

Je vis

Seul/e

Chez moi

C'est plutôt calme

Je fume

Oui - j'essaye d'arrêter

Je bois de l'alcool

Oui - socialement

Au lycée, j'étais un/e

Cool

Socialement, je suis plutôt

Sympa, Comique, Fêtard, Ouvert

Mes passions et loisirs sont

Dîner , Lecture, Art & artisanat, Sports, Musique, Films, Théâtre, Voyages, Cuisine

Un bon moment pour moi c'est

Sortir avec des amis, Faire la fête, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Me relaxer, Aller à un concert

Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait

What could I possibly say that isn't completely cliche? Honestly, regardless of whatever activity we choose to embark on, an ideal 1st date would reveal, instantly, whether we should go on a 2nd date.

J'ai toujours voulu essayer

Drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth.

Mes amis me décrivent comme

Sympa, Cool

Ma religion c'est

Pas religieux/euse

Je vais à la messe

Jamais

Mon but dans la vie c'est

To reach immortality. As a consolation prize, my goal in life is to do no harm.

Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt

Vicelard, Intelligent, Sarcastique, Sympa, Neuneu, Coquin/e

A la télévision, je regarde

Documentaires, Drames, Films, Sports

Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours

Science-fiction, Comédies, Romantiques, Drames, Documentaires, Horreur, Thrillers

Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est

Rock, Metal, Electro, Pop, Classique, Blues, Jazz, Latino, Musique ambientale, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk

Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est

Actualités, Autobiographies, Biographies, Littérature classique, Fictions, Histoire, Humour, Musique, Politique, Religions, Satires, Sciences

Mon idée du fun

Skinny dipping in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Drinking piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Renting a bomb-ass RV and cruising cross-country with your feet up on the dashboard. I got a lot of fun ideas!

Que trouvez-vous attirant?

Bon sens, Séduction, Spontanéité, Sensibilité, Empathie, Humour, Beauté, Délicatesse, Intelligence

Que recherchez-vous?

I think I covered this already.

Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?

Rendez-vous, Relation intime, Engagement