Love is all you need. And dogs.
fabby1972
Homestead, Florida | Mand Søger en Kvinde
Grundlæggende oplysninger
Fornavn
Erik
Jeg taler
Engelsk, Spansk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
Outside of the "customer is always right," the biggest con perpetrated on humanity is that opposites attract.
Let me clarify. They attract, but they don't sustain. The more 2 people have in common, the more they stick together (as a caveat, mentally deranged people are exempt from my assessment.)
My relationship record is nothing to brag about. I have failed in every instance, otherwise I wouldn't be here, now would I? Finding the "right" person must be like winning the lottery. I have been around numerous couples, married or otherwise, and I have only encountered one where you can sit back and say, "They were made for each other." It's hard, damn work to find someone and you can burn a lot of your life away stabbing in the darkness in the hopes of landing that perfect someone.
Excuse me, scratch "perfect" and replace it with "right."
At the risk of belaboring this trite summation of who I am, let me cut to the chase and, very reluctantly, site the characteristics of who I'm looking for (UGH!)
- Someone who is kind.
- Someone (if we get there) whose parents don't hate me.
- Someone who can't imagine life without music.
- Someone who loves animals (and that includes Alligators.)
- Someone who digs books and film.
- Someone who is passionate about anything (except white supremacy and social media.)
- Someone with a sublime sense of humor.
- Someone who leaves a tender moment alone.
- Someone with a fierce need to travel.
- Someone who won't violently attack me when I disagree with them.
- Someone who loves FOOD.
- Someone that can have a good time anywhere.
- Someone who makes me a better person.
- Someone who doesn't need someone else to be happy, but is quick to leave a situation where they don't feel happy.
- Someone who's got my back.
I hated having to write that.
Let me clarify. They attract, but they don't sustain. The more 2 people have in common, the more they stick together (as a caveat, mentally deranged people are exempt from my assessment.)
My relationship record is nothing to brag about. I have failed in every instance, otherwise I wouldn't be here, now would I? Finding the "right" person must be like winning the lottery. I have been around numerous couples, married or otherwise, and I have only encountered one where you can sit back and say, "They were made for each other." It's hard, damn work to find someone and you can burn a lot of your life away stabbing in the darkness in the hopes of landing that perfect someone.
Excuse me, scratch "perfect" and replace it with "right."
At the risk of belaboring this trite summation of who I am, let me cut to the chase and, very reluctantly, site the characteristics of who I'm looking for (UGH!)
- Someone who is kind.
- Someone (if we get there) whose parents don't hate me.
- Someone who can't imagine life without music.
- Someone who loves animals (and that includes Alligators.)
- Someone who digs books and film.
- Someone who is passionate about anything (except white supremacy and social media.)
- Someone with a sublime sense of humor.
- Someone who leaves a tender moment alone.
- Someone with a fierce need to travel.
- Someone who won't violently attack me when I disagree with them.
- Someone who loves FOOD.
- Someone that can have a good time anywhere.
- Someone who makes me a better person.
- Someone who doesn't need someone else to be happy, but is quick to leave a situation where they don't feel happy.
- Someone who's got my back.
I hated having to write that.
Underskriv
Fiskene
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Tætbygget
Min højde er
175 cm
Mine øjne er
Brun
Min etnicitet er
Latinamerikansk
Min civilstand er
Aldrig gift
Jeg har børn
Nej
Jeg vil have børn
Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Smil
Mit hår er
Andet
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Ingen kæledyr
Villig til at flytte
Nej
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Universitetsgrad
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Fuldtid
Mit speciale er
Restauration / rejser
Min jobtitel er
Copywriter
Jeg tjener så meget på et år
Fra $75.000USD til $99.999USD
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Alt er roligt
Jeg er ryger
Ja - prøver at stoppe
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Cool fyr
Min sociale opførsel er
Venlig, Komisk, Party Starter, Uadvendt
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Spise til middag, Læsning, Kunst og håndværk, Sport, Musik, Film, Teater, Rejser, Madlavning
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Feste, Prøve noget nyt, Afslappende, Tage til koncert
En ideel første date ville være
What could I possibly say that isn't completely cliche? Honestly, regardless of whatever activity we choose to embark on, an ideal 1st date would reveal, instantly, whether we should go on a 2nd date.
Jeg har altid villet prøve
Drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth.
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, Cool
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Ikke religiøs
Jeg deltager i tjenester
Aldrig
Mit mål i livet er
To reach immortality. As a consolation prize, my goal in life is to do no harm.
Min form for humor er
Banal, Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet, Fræk
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Dokumentarer, Dramaer, Film, Sport
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Science Fiction, Comedy, Romantik, Drama, Dokumentar, Gys, Thriller
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Rock, Metal, Elektronisk, Pop, Klassisk, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Ambient, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Nyheder, Selvbiografi, Biografi, Klassisk, Fiktion, Historie, Humor, Musik, Politisk, Religiøs, Satire, Videnskab
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
Skinny dipping in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Drinking piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Renting a bomb-ass RV and cruising cross-country with your feet up on the dashboard. I got a lot of fun ideas!
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Morsom, Flirtende, Spontanitet, Følsomhed, Empati, Humor, Flot udseende, Omtanke, Intelligens
Hvad leder du efter?
I think I covered this already.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Dato, Intim, Forpligtet