Love is all you need. And dogs.
fabby1972
Homestead, Florida | Mann Søker A Kvinne
Grunnleggende informasjon
Fornavn
Erik
Jeg kan snakke
Norsk, Spansk
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som
Outside of the "customer is always right," the biggest con perpetrated on humanity is that opposites attract.
Let me clarify. They attract, but they don't sustain. The more 2 people have in common, the more they stick together (as a caveat, mentally deranged people are exempt from my assessment.)
My relationship record is nothing to brag about. I have failed in every instance, otherwise I wouldn't be here, now would I? Finding the "right" person must be like winning the lottery. I have been around numerous couples, married or otherwise, and I have only encountered one where you can sit back and say, "They were made for each other." It's hard, damn work to find someone and you can burn a lot of your life away stabbing in the darkness in the hopes of landing that perfect someone.
Excuse me, scratch "perfect" and replace it with "right."
At the risk of belaboring this trite summation of who I am, let me cut to the chase and, very reluctantly, site the characteristics of who I'm looking for (UGH!)
- Someone who is kind.
- Someone (if we get there) whose parents don't hate me.
- Someone who can't imagine life without music.
- Someone who loves animals (and that includes Alligators.)
- Someone who digs books and film.
- Someone who is passionate about anything (except white supremacy and social media.)
- Someone with a sublime sense of humor.
- Someone who leaves a tender moment alone.
- Someone with a fierce need to travel.
- Someone who won't violently attack me when I disagree with them.
- Someone who loves FOOD.
- Someone that can have a good time anywhere.
- Someone who makes me a better person.
- Someone who doesn't need someone else to be happy, but is quick to leave a situation where they don't feel happy.
- Someone who's got my back.
I hated having to write that.
Let me clarify. They attract, but they don't sustain. The more 2 people have in common, the more they stick together (as a caveat, mentally deranged people are exempt from my assessment.)
My relationship record is nothing to brag about. I have failed in every instance, otherwise I wouldn't be here, now would I? Finding the "right" person must be like winning the lottery. I have been around numerous couples, married or otherwise, and I have only encountered one where you can sit back and say, "They were made for each other." It's hard, damn work to find someone and you can burn a lot of your life away stabbing in the darkness in the hopes of landing that perfect someone.
Excuse me, scratch "perfect" and replace it with "right."
At the risk of belaboring this trite summation of who I am, let me cut to the chase and, very reluctantly, site the characteristics of who I'm looking for (UGH!)
- Someone who is kind.
- Someone (if we get there) whose parents don't hate me.
- Someone who can't imagine life without music.
- Someone who loves animals (and that includes Alligators.)
- Someone who digs books and film.
- Someone who is passionate about anything (except white supremacy and social media.)
- Someone with a sublime sense of humor.
- Someone who leaves a tender moment alone.
- Someone with a fierce need to travel.
- Someone who won't violently attack me when I disagree with them.
- Someone who loves FOOD.
- Someone that can have a good time anywhere.
- Someone who makes me a better person.
- Someone who doesn't need someone else to be happy, but is quick to leave a situation where they don't feel happy.
- Someone who's got my back.
I hated having to write that.
Registrer
Fiskene
Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Tettvokst
Min høyde er
5 '9 (1,75 m)
Øynene mine er
Brun
Min etnisitet er
Spansk / latinsk
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Ugift
Jeg har barn
Nei
Jeg vil ha barn
Usikker
Min beste egenskap er
Smil
Mitt hår er
Annet
Jeg har en eller flere av disse
Ingen dyr
Villing til å flytte
Nei
Status
Min Utdanningsnivå Er
Universitetsgrad
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er
Fulltid
Min spesialitet er
Reise
Minn jobb tittel er
Copywriter
Jeg tjener så mye på et år
$75,000USD Til $99,999USD
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Alt er rolig
Jeg er en røyker
Ja - prøver å slutte
Jeg drikker
Ja - Sosialt
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
Kul gutt
Min sosiale atferd er
Vennlig, Komisk, Fest starter, Utadvent
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Restaurant, Lese, Kunst og Håndverk, Sport, Musikk, Filmer, Teater, Reise, Lage mat
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Være med venner, Feste, Prøve nye ting, Slappe av, Gå på konsert
En ideel første date vil være
What could I possibly say that isn't completely cliche? Honestly, regardless of whatever activity we choose to embark on, an ideal 1st date would reveal, instantly, whether we should go on a 2nd date.
Jeg har alltid hatt lyst til å prøve
Drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth.
Mine venner beskriver meg som
Vennlig, Kul
Visninger
Min religion er
Ikke religiøs
Jeg går på gudstjeneste
Aldri
Mitt mål i livet er
To reach immortality. As a consolation prize, my goal in life is to do no harm.
Min humoristiske sans er
Campy / overdrevet, Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, Vennlig, Tullete, Frekk
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Dokumentarer, Drama, Filmer, Sport
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Science Fiction, Komedie, Romantikk, Drama, Dokumentar, Skrekk, Thriller
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på
Rock, Metall, Electro, Pop, Klassisk, Blues, Jazz, Latin, omgivende, Soul, Gospel, Folkemusikk, Punk
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid
Nyheter, Auto-biografi, Biografi, Klassisk, Fiction, Historie, Humor, Musikk, Politisk, Religiøs, Satire, Vitenskap
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Skinny dipping in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Drinking piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Renting a bomb-ass RV and cruising cross-country with your feet up on the dashboard. I got a lot of fun ideas!
Leter etter
Hva finner du attraktivt?
vett, flørtende, Spontanitet, Følsomhet, Empati, Humor, Flott utseende, Omtanksfull, Intelligens
Hva ser du etter?
I think I covered this already.
Hva slag forhold søker du?
Dato, Intim, Forpliktet