Short snd sweet
illinoisgal
Champaign, Illinois | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
First name
Christene
I Would Describe Myself As
I was in the Navy, 6 yrs. I'm old school punk at heart, from back in the day. Now I listen to most anything but country. I am a hippy-liberal politically active person to this day. I am from SoCal, moved here with my ex husband to raise our sons - they are adults (twins) now. I also have 13 year old son that I raise alone.
I have a wicked sense of humor and adore dry wit. I love watching horror comedies & super bad SyFy movies and heckling them for a laugh.
More fun facts about me:
I love how flies rub their hands together like tiny little criminals planning something maniacal.
If I could get a degree is song lyrics I'd have had a Ph.D a long time ago.
I once got 35 pages into writing my autobiography when I realized I was just typing the lyrics to Licensed to Ill over and over.
I get a rush of pride when my password is deemed “Very Secure”
I put my pants on just like everybody else, begrudgingly.
One of the main problems with online dating is the fear that one day I will be part of a Dateline segment.
I think the copyrights to the slogan “Just Do It” should be owned by Jose Cuervo.
I have never posted a selfie of myself with ears and whiskers, on any social media platform. I've never even taken one.
If the main ingredient in Saffron Tea was the tears of Burmese Child Slave Laborers I'd still drink it.
Far too often I use “the” before nouns in my sentences. And, people laugh... although my intent isn't to be funny.
OK on a serious note, my friend said I need to say what I am looking for in someone. I can see how this might be helpful but seems a bit “demandy” doesn't it?
In my perfect world with my perfect man (keeping the pressure at rock bottom, I know) He would be faithful, honest, & smart; and I would learn cool sh*t just by listening to him talking everyday talk, but he wouldn't make me feel stupid because I didn't already know it. Because there is a lot I don't know and I don't think I could handle it being pointed out all the time. He can make me laugh even when I'm mad. He laughs with me and maybe even at me, sometimes. I am not outdoorsy, unless it is to relax in the shade to read a book while the kid plays. I do not ride motorcycles. My feelings for nascar boarder on white hot hatred.
I have a wicked sense of humor and adore dry wit. I love watching horror comedies & super bad SyFy movies and heckling them for a laugh.
More fun facts about me:
I love how flies rub their hands together like tiny little criminals planning something maniacal.
If I could get a degree is song lyrics I'd have had a Ph.D a long time ago.
I once got 35 pages into writing my autobiography when I realized I was just typing the lyrics to Licensed to Ill over and over.
I get a rush of pride when my password is deemed “Very Secure”
I put my pants on just like everybody else, begrudgingly.
One of the main problems with online dating is the fear that one day I will be part of a Dateline segment.
I think the copyrights to the slogan “Just Do It” should be owned by Jose Cuervo.
I have never posted a selfie of myself with ears and whiskers, on any social media platform. I've never even taken one.
If the main ingredient in Saffron Tea was the tears of Burmese Child Slave Laborers I'd still drink it.
Far too often I use “the” before nouns in my sentences. And, people laugh... although my intent isn't to be funny.
OK on a serious note, my friend said I need to say what I am looking for in someone. I can see how this might be helpful but seems a bit “demandy” doesn't it?
In my perfect world with my perfect man (keeping the pressure at rock bottom, I know) He would be faithful, honest, & smart; and I would learn cool sh*t just by listening to him talking everyday talk, but he wouldn't make me feel stupid because I didn't already know it. Because there is a lot I don't know and I don't think I could handle it being pointed out all the time. He can make me laugh even when I'm mad. He laughs with me and maybe even at me, sometimes. I am not outdoorsy, unless it is to relax in the shade to read a book while the kid plays. I do not ride motorcycles. My feelings for nascar boarder on white hot hatred.
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian