Love is all you need. And dogs.

First name

Erik

I Can Speak

English, Spanish

I Would Describe Myself As

Outside of the "customer is always right," the biggest con perpetrated on humanity is that opposites attract.

Let me clarify. They attract, but they don't sustain. The more 2 people have in common, the more they stick together (as a caveat, mentally deranged people are exempt from my assessment.)

My relationship record is nothing to brag about. I have failed in every instance, otherwise I wouldn't be here, now would I? Finding the "right" person must be like winning the lottery. I have been around numerous couples, married or otherwise, and I have only encountered one where you can sit back and say, "They were made for each other." It's hard, damn work to find someone and you can burn a lot of your life away stabbing in the darkness in the hopes of landing that perfect someone.

Excuse me, scratch "perfect" and replace it with "right."

At the risk of belaboring this trite summation of who I am, let me cut to the chase and, very reluctantly, site the characteristics of who I'm looking for (UGH!)

- Someone who is kind.
- Someone (if we get there) whose parents don't hate me.
- Someone who can't imagine life without music.
- Someone who loves animals (and that includes Alligators.)
- Someone who digs books and film.
- Someone who is passionate about anything (except white supremacy and social media.)
- Someone with a sublime sense of humor.
- Someone who leaves a tender moment alone.
- Someone with a fierce need to travel.
- Someone who won't violently attack me when I disagree with them.
- Someone who loves FOOD.
- Someone that can have a good time anywhere.
- Someone who makes me a better person.
- Someone who doesn't need someone else to be happy, but is quick to leave a situation where they don't feel happy.
- Someone who's got my back.

I hated having to write that.

Sign

Pisces

My Body Type Is

Stocky

My Height Is

5' 9 (1.75 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Hispanic/latino

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Smile

My Hair Is

Other

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Hospitality / Travel

My Job Title Is

Copywriter

I Make This Much In A Year

$75,000USD To $99,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Music, Movies, Theater, Travel, Cooking

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

What could I possibly say that isn't completely cliche? Honestly, regardless of whatever activity we choose to embark on, an ideal 1st date would reveal, instantly, whether we should go on a 2nd date.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

To reach immortality. As a consolation prize, my goal in life is to do no harm.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Ambient, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, History, Humor, Music, Political, Religious, Satire, Science

My Idea Of Fun Is

Skinny dipping in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Drinking piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Renting a bomb-ass RV and cruising cross-country with your feet up on the dashboard. I got a lot of fun ideas!

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

I think I covered this already.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Intimate, Committed