Aspiring curmudgeon seeking Twiggy

First name

Fred

I Can Speak

English, Tagalog

I Would Describe Myself As

Three score and 10 years ago, I slowly emerged from my mother’s womb…
How any woman can endure 30+ hours of labor is beyond my comprehension…OUCH! We men are but true pussies what it comes to pain,,,

I have a disdain any body art…tats, piercings, etc…eeeech! Sorry...

I grew up in the mid-west, migrated to the east coast for 25 years, and recently relocated to WV…

I’ve had numerous dogs, cats, raccoons, chipmunks, and other creatures throughout my life, including a 2-legged surrogate lad (son of an ex)…loved and cherished them all. However, at this stage in life, a single cat is my present companion.

I miss not being close to a large body of water…I miss my close friends…I miss being close, loving, laughing with, and caressing my best friend…breathing in her delicious and enticing scents…

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

6' 2 (1.88 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Hair

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Grey

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

Communications designer

I Live

Alone, With Pet(s)

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Dining, Photography, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Theater, Travel, Cooking

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

A simple lunch or quiet dinner…maybe just coffee (though I’ve pretty much given up caffeine), but I’ll swill down a cup…
…perhaps milking miniature dairy goats in a lovely meadow somewhere…

I've Always Wanted To Try

…spear fishing in a prized koi pond in a perfectly groomed Japanese garden…
Hint, silly question!

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

My Religion Is

Atheist

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

Simply to be a happy, content soul…embracing a like-minded,animal-loving, very slender beautiful woman…
…to be hopelessly content in knowing that DumptyTrumpty and his blithering offspring will have nothing to smile at…one can have aspirations!

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Goofy, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz, Latin, Soul, Gospel, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Music, Nature, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Erotica

My Idea Of Fun Is

...surrounding myself with interesting and provocative people, critters, places, situations that make us smile…

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

I’ll be horribly straight-forward…I know myself all too well, I’ve always been attracted to very slender, small-chested women…perhaps a tad myopic on my end, but…we all know what attracts us…
A sweet, slender, sassy soul that loves to laugh and smile…

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other