Committment to never quit

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm no odd worshipper content to stand aside and adore his princess, my hands will be all over you, fondling you, caressing you, oh my it will be fantastic. I want no further than 50 miles to travel for our relationship unless you have supper waiting for me. I have a strange sense of humor. I do my own cooking and my 2 lil dogs eat it b4 I can get sat down so I know it's good enough for me haha. I'm able to relocate. I'm a loud snorer nd dogs won't sleep with me after they found it out. They either stopped sleeping with me cos of my snoring or my gas. I tried to stop but it ate off part of my leg so I have to have a relief valve installed and wear a gas mask. I don't know why I'm having the problems that I have but it's getting worse sinx taking up chasing parked cars for a hobby. Oh cops don't want me walking around my house naked they said I have do that inside. I'm proud to be this years winner of the most prestigious award for not having a clue in every category. I like to thank everyone who voted for me haha.

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Sagittarius