Let's do the Time Warp Again.

First name

Chris

I Would Describe Myself As

I love music, and I'm looking for someone who has the same passion. I have been homebound because of medical issues (ain't gittin' old fun) for a while, and I'm looking to get back into the swing of things. I play guitar and fancy myself a songwriter. There are some good concerts coming up, (Willie Nelson!!) and I would like a female companion to enjoy them with. There are also many new dining experiences in Fargo that I would like to explore with a fun and funny gal pal. Crazy sense of humor is a must! I'm looking for someone who is fluent in Sarcasm, and having fun at the expense of others. I also like camping in The Great Outdoors, and having some quiet time around the campfire with a special lady. Road trips to Nowhere in Particular are also a favorite pastime. This is my first time trying one of these dating sites, so pardon me if I seem a bit leery at first. What I want most of all is a good woman who is honest about who she is, and you can expect the same from me. I'm too old, and life is too short for wasting time on bullshit.

Sign

Pisces

My Body Type Is

Heavyset

My Height Is

6' 1 (1.85 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Other

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some University

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

Professional Medical Patient

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Dining, Reading, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Our eyes meet, as the sun dips down on the horizon. Everything about this evening seems magical, as "Moon River" softly plays in the near distance. My heart races as our hands touch, (was that a spark I saw?) as we both reach for the last one . She smiles sweetly, and I let her have it. Because, after all... they have unlimited bread sticks.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Jumping into an RV, and just headin' down the Highway of Life. I've always wondered what it's like to visit Nowhere in Particular, USA. And visit a few MLB ballparks along the way. Sorry, I tend to ramble on sometimes. (ok, most of the time).

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Obscure

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

Figuring out what my goal in life is.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Dramas, Sports, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Blues, Soul, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Instructional, Music, Science Fiction, Sports

My Idea Of Fun Is

Sharing a new experience, with someone special. I like to surprise, or be surprised, by coming up with a quirky idea, and then run with it. Nothing I enjoy more than seeing the look in someone's eyes when I get it right

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Spontaneity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Committed