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Atlatl9
Santa Rosa, California | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
...coniosis.It's the longest word I know. It isn't possible to live in the present if your calling is to tell a story, is it? At least I can't talk or definitely us this contraption that fast. Am always willing to try another way though. I'm concerned. Not usually concerned with how quickly the food comes but always hoping for a new taste, scent, tilt. I'm not the savviest at anything really but have a tale or two I want to listen to from you before you might want to hear one also.Life often has a sharp way of showing kindness.Another point of view's always welcome in this old coprolite's ears. They're big.
Sign
Sagittarius
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Native American
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Hands
Body Art
Other
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Other
My Job Title Is
Comprehensive Ontologist Over Easy
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
With Parent(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Socially
I Drink
Yes - Often
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Loud, Observant, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Photography, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
A surprise in stereo really.Being hypnotized.Seeing the light bulb come on above her when that enigma is solved.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Levitation while doing a standup routine or hand feeding a lynx.Hunting for emeralds in the desert.Maybe seeing an opera.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
Once
My Political Views Are
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
Finding that golden dream, the funniest joke in the world, perfect nibble and sip and golden pothead at the end of the rainbow.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Reggae, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author, Romance, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Listening and learning.Understanding how it works effortlessly.Seeing and hearing, smelling and tasting, touching new things.Meeting new people and sometimes making them laugh.Digging through boxes of stuff looking for the pony.solving a problem,creating comfort.Fixing things.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Money, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?
The intangible quality that just happens to feel right.Real kindness is a light to my moth nature.Good appetite I can cook for.Generosity.If I truly knew, why would I be here?The spark that starts the fire.Goodness.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Marriage